Me: Godddddddddddd; it’s already Sunday night and I am yet to get started on ‘G’.
God: {rasping ala Lionel} Hello, is it me you are looking for ?
Me: Gosh, is it really YOU?
God: Girlie- wake up, I am Omnipresent, Omniscient, Omnipotent, so yeah.
Me: Enough with the self flattery; how come you are here?
God: Didn’t I hear you calling me??
Me: Gee, yes that. It was just a phrase, but glad you are here!
God: Wassup? Anything bothering you ?
Me: Glued to the computer screen for the past 2 hours and am yet to have any earth shattering or revolutionary revelations.
God: Are you breaking your head over any solution for middle east crisis or tackling cross border terrorism?
Me: No no nothing so far reaching !
God: Oh, then surely it must be something on the home front? Kids, hubby –eh ?
Me: Not this time, no.
God: {grinning broadly} I did catch you muttering ‘G’, ‘G’; so is it {ahem} got to do anything with Grafenberg thingy?
Me: {confused look} Grafenberg what,who ??
God: {coughing & spluttering} The guy who propounded—
Me: {cutting short & blushing} OHH HO I get your point; gosh– no no; not that
Me: {turning a crimson pink} Ok before you go any further, let me say that I am breaking my mind over some eye popping idea for the letter G that is next in our A to Z blogging challenge !
God : Are you kidding me ? girl- I have better things to do. Go use your brain!
Me : {indignantly} I was using that only and for the record I didn’t specifically call out to you
God : {shakes head violently} These women! I still can’t understand them !!
While he is preparing to leave by dramatically swishing his cape,
Me : {evil grin} now that you have come anyways, let us talk about the grafen—–
Alarm rings, Monday morning dawns; I wake up…..
What a nice way to start off my morning. Keep dreaming! :)
Very interesting and cleverly handled :-) I love the variety your A-Z posts offer :-)
Wonderful conversation ! :) It had me grinning :D
Good Good :D
:D Hilarious! Do it again, Priya!
you bet :D, thanks vidya !
Your best one till date! Loved it! What a wonderful take on the letter G. Take a bow woman :)
LOL!! Nice one!! And, looks like He/She woke you up just in time! :D
i know- sigh ! thanks roshni;
Oh lol this was awesome. I can't stop laughing. I loved your first 2 lines. Very nice.
danke suzy ! cheers
I am still laughing my head off :))
:) cheers !
Wow
I almost imagined Morgan free man lady
Such a lovely post :) and brilliant idea
thanks afshan; cheers
Oh such a refreshing post. Makes one less guilty for not writing in advance ;)
thank you pallavi; cheers !
Haha. Thoroughly enjoyed this hilarious post. Awesome conversation between the Big G and you :)
thanks shail; cheers
Hilarious!! What a entertaining post, Priya! Am still laughing! :D
Good going, girl! :)
thanks shilpa; glad it made you laugh !