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I often wish that the charms and incantations mentioned in the Harry Potter series were true. Wouldn’t it be wonderful to jinx away the evil eye or charm the loved one with a little swish-swoosh? Why does these wonderful spells have to be the figment of our imagination?  If only these spells were possible, I would so love for the following charms to be real :-


Accio charm : Imagine a situation when a particularly engrossing episode of Grey’s anatomy is on. Hubby who till then was busy reading the newspaper wakes up to an ecstatic me going absolutely bonkers over  Mc Dreamy Mc Steamy  Mc Dreamy (ok both). He coolly takes the remote lying down and changes the channel to a news channel or worse still a pathetic re telecast of a cricket match. If the charm was for real, I would simply say ‘Accio Remote’ and the black piece of control would nestle back safely in my hands. 


Expelliarmus :-  I enter the clothes section of a showroom and  a stunning top/dress/kurta catches  my eye. Pity, it catches my attention a nano second late and the said object of affection is in the hands of another lady(read opponent). Say ‘Expelliarmus’ and disarm the target of their possession. Lo & behold the dress is all ours. The coveted item need not be a dress it can also be a more enticing piece of a cauliflower in the market too :P


Confundus Charm  :- If the above  target  comes charging to fight for the dress, confuse and befuddle her with this  Confundus’ charm. The charmed would be more than happy to hand over the dress/vegetable to us.


Obliviate :-  I would so love if hubby ceases to remember the endless number of dresses or shoes I end up buying. Yes, it would be divine if he forgets saying’ but didn’t you just buy one last week/month/summer. Say this charm and free hubby from remembering the stashes.


Expecto Patronum :- There are bouts of self pity and depression that hit yours truly. Yes, the easiest way to navigate them  is to simply stay off all social media. But since that is not a given, I would rather prefer invoking the ‘Expecto Patronum’ charm. I have even thought of my charm carrier – a dolphin. And and all dreariness would go swimming out to the ocean.


Scourgify :-  Truly wish this charm was for real ; who wouldn’t like a clean home/work station/dress without having to break a sweat. Just say the charm and voila you are engulfed in clean/shining/sparkling world.


Wingardium Leviosa :-  I love saying this charm; just for the fun of it say ‘Wingardium Leviosa’ and see the objects fly out of people’s hands.


While the above spells are pure harmless fun, I would so love if the charms and one curse mentioned below be under the beck & call of all womenfolk. {Rapists/stalkers/eve teasers and ilk be warned} 

o Stupefy – Knocks out the evil eye.
o Locomortar Mortis – Locks up the target’s legs.
o Immobulus – Makes the target  immobile.
o Petrificus Totalus – Body Bind the target.
o Jelly Legs Jinx –  Renders the target’s leg useless and  make them wobble about.
o Imperio Curse – If things really start to get out of control, you can use this curse to make the target obey your spoken/unspoken command.




Do you have any spells wishlist ? share it :)

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20 Comments

  1. Laxmi Chundi Addanki January 22, 2022 at 1:28 pm - Reply

    Hilarious :-) wishing for the 'scourgify' charm looking around what seems like Lego factory threw up' in my living room :-) Cheers, Laxmi.

    • Priya Sreeram January 22, 2022 at 1:28 pm - Reply

      So definitely my house as well….. Cheers

  2. Shilpa Garg January 22, 2022 at 1:28 pm - Reply

    Awesome spells wishlist, Priya! Simply loved it!! I second you for Expelliarmus spell… 'that' cauliflower is always the bestest and you dont like any other! And yes, all these spells for rapists should certainly become a reality!

    • Priya Sreeram January 22, 2022 at 1:28 pm - Reply

      haha that 'cauliflower' – glad u liked it shilpa. cheers

  3. Anonymous January 22, 2022 at 1:28 pm - Reply

    I loathe Harry potter but guess what your spells are superb !!!! :D That is so devilish ! :D Harry was too goodish ! :P

    • Priya Sreeram January 22, 2022 at 1:28 pm - Reply

      {evil grin}ha ha. Thanks hitchy ! Cheers. And you seriously loathe HP – (in a dramatic tone) nahinnnnnnnnnnn

  4. Shail January 22, 2022 at 1:28 pm - Reply

    What a list of must have spells. And yeah the last batch, sigh… wish we could all be armed with them.

    • Priya Sreeram January 22, 2022 at 1:28 pm - Reply

      yup ! thanks & cheers

  5. Unknown January 22, 2022 at 1:28 pm - Reply

    Awesome, Priya! I love your Obliviate charm!! Would help me immensely! :D

    • Priya Sreeram January 22, 2022 at 1:28 pm - Reply

      haha; the charm of charms I guess roshni :D cheers

  6. Suzy January 22, 2022 at 1:28 pm - Reply

    Hilarious I loved this post. The next time you watch Grey's Anatomy remove the batteries from the remote!

    • Priya Sreeram January 22, 2022 at 1:28 pm - Reply

      haha -thanks suzy;

  7. BlogwatiG January 22, 2022 at 1:28 pm - Reply

    Believe it or not, not read a single Harry Potter yet! Go ahead. Judge me :P

    • Priya Sreeram January 22, 2022 at 1:28 pm - Reply

      Initially even I remained unaffected from all the Harry Potter mania. My sister and sis-in-law who are heavy duty HP fans would constantly prod me to get addicted. After a lot of nays I started reading the first book only around July 2012 and once I began there was no stopping me till I finished all the 7 books. So no judging there vinita :D

  8. BlogwatiG January 22, 2022 at 1:28 pm - Reply

    Aye…..published before I completed it. Too many windows open. But I am liking the idea of being able to be in charge of the remote, the cauliflower and a clean work station. Let me order the darn book online. :D

  9. Tall Girl in Japan January 22, 2022 at 1:28 pm - Reply

    Ahh So I meet another Harry Potter fan !!!
    Oblivate is my favorite one :)

    • Priya Sreeram January 22, 2022 at 1:28 pm - Reply

      Hail HP Fan club ! thanks ruchira :)

  10. Afshan Shaik January 22, 2022 at 1:28 pm - Reply

    first of all a BIG HP Special hug Priya sreeram. Call me "MAD" but I feel instant connection with people who love HP :P WIngardium LEVIOSA I too love jst saying it. You know we took pics using camera flash as the wand light and holding sticks mimicking HP!
    crazy crazy abt HP !
    Books meant only HP TO ME!

    I too always wanted an expecto patronum. I imagined mine to be a DOVE
    Whoaa U too imagined ur shape of patronus alrdy . LOL!
    anywaya loved ur take
    Like U Too I Also thot WHY CANT WE USE AVADA KEDAVARA on rapists :(
    Much on H P madness
    Till then

    In a sonorus tonne – BYEEEEEE hav a grt day

  11. Afshan Shaik January 22, 2022 at 1:28 pm - Reply

    Ignore the typos and grammar
    I was just under the some strong charm . It felt Like I drank HP Love potion :)

  12. Unknown January 22, 2022 at 1:28 pm - Reply

    Oh Priya I love you. I sincerely do. I am a happy harry potter fan today.

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